Hey guys!!! Today, my post is gonna be short, and not really related to anything, but I had something that kinda made me laugh, and I just wanted to share it with you. You see, behind the scenes of this blog, a lot goes on. I have all kinds of statistics that I see, I have plugins that make the site run, and I also have a place where all of your comments are sent for me to read and approve before they are posted. Now, in the past month or so, the amount of spam comments that I have been recieving has gone through the roof. I am getting somewhere in the range of 5-10 spam comments a day, and for about the past week or so, most of them have been coming from the same person (or bot, or whatever the hell sends spam comments). Anyways, they have been cracking me up, so I wanted to share a few with you. Here goes:
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Okay, so, if you read ANY of those three comments, you can see why I couldn’t help but laugh. I mean, what the hell?! Did they run some kind of crazy made-up language through an English translater and then hope for the best? I mean, look at some of those words…Victual, quiddity, commingle, coalescence…I don’t even know if those are real words! Come on now people…If you are gonna spam me, at least do it like this next example:
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Another bad translation job, but hey, I’ll take a compliment where I can get one. And you may wonder if those last two were actually spam…yeah, they are. The way comments like that work is that the person puts a nice comment along with a link to their site in their signature, then hopes that someone will click it. I just don’t know why people are bothering with MY site. I mean, I get like 450 views a month. That is nothing. I’m sure there are plenty of others out there with more views a heck of a lot more worthy than me. But, whatever. Anyways, guess that’s all for today. Just wanted to share those with you, and hope you get a laugh like I did. See you guys tomorrow!