Hey guys! So, it’s been about a bajillion years since I did a new “Fat People Shouldn’t” post, (well, actually, it’s been 24 days), so I figured that everyone’s eyes have healed enough since last time to enjoy another. Am I right? OF COURSE I’M RIGHT! So here we go!
Now, you know that everyone likes to flaunt what they’ve got, right? I know I do! I mean, you’ve seen me in skin-tight camo spandex, and we all know that shit was hot. So you know, when spring rolls into summer, it’s hot and we are all sweating, we all wanna get our sexy on with a pretty little two piece, showing off our sexy bod to all our friends. This guy is no different! But you know, if you’re gonna get drunk and slip into something a little sexy, you better make sure you’ve got a friend to keep an eye on those “nip slips”. I know Tara Reid, Janet Jackson, and more recently, Nicki Minaj, have all let their junk hang out, but let’s face it, if we all start doing it, it won’t be so special when a celeb’s boob falls out on the red carpet. So with that said, tuck that titty in, buddy! Nice star, by the way, but if it’s a pastie, you put in the wrong place, but I guess that’s what being drunk does for you. Call Lil Kim, she might be able to help you out!