Welcome To My Nightmare

“Welcome To My Nightmare” #1

Hey guys!  So, today, I have something totally new and amazing for you.  Last night, I had a nightmare.  I woke up screaming, having witnessed a horror beyond comprehension.  Luckily, being the amazing artist that I am, I was able to recreate some of the more graphic scenes for you, so continue to scroll at your own risk, and don’t say I didn’t warn you!

WHAT IS GOING ON?!

First, I realized that I had on this awful shirt, some spandex/camo combination of death, so I tried to hide.  My first hiding spot didn’t work.

No one can see me!

So, then, I tried another.  It was working, until I realized that I had dropped some money.  So…

You totally can’t see me!

 

I’m just a bush…no one here…

I had to bend over and pick it up!  AAAAHHHHHH!!!!

You don’t mess with my money!

So then, after collecting my money, I started hugging up on this really cute tree…I don’t really know why…you know how dreams are…

I love trees!

And then…I BECAME A TREE!!!! SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN FAT PEOPLE WEAR SKINTIGHT CAMO?!!! IT’S HORRIBLE!!!!! 😦 😦 😦

I’M A TREE!!!!!!

Okay, guys…so that was my nightmare.  Pretty scary huh?  So what lessons have we learned here today?  #1:  Nick has no shame.  #2:  You may want to stop reading this blog.  And finally, #3:  IF YOU ARE A FATASS, DON’T WEAR SKINTIGHT CAMO!!!!!!!

 

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