Hey guys! So, today, I have something totally new and amazing for you. Last night, I had a nightmare. I woke up screaming, having witnessed a horror beyond comprehension. Luckily, being the amazing artist that I am, I was able to recreate some of the more graphic scenes for you, so continue to scroll at your own risk, and don’t say I didn’t warn you!
WHAT IS GOING ON?!
First, I realized that I had on this awful shirt, some spandex/camo combination of death, so I tried to hide. My first hiding spot didn’t work.
No one can see me!
So, then, I tried another. It was working, until I realized that I had dropped some money. So…
You totally can’t see me!
I’m just a bush…no one here…
I had to bend over and pick it up! AAAAHHHHHH!!!!
You don’t mess with my money!
So then, after collecting my money, I started hugging up on this really cute tree…I don’t really know why…you know how dreams are…
I love trees!
And then…I BECAME A TREE!!!! SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN FAT PEOPLE WEAR SKINTIGHT CAMO?!!! IT’S HORRIBLE!!!!! 😦 😦 😦
I’M A TREE!!!!!!
Okay, guys…so that was my nightmare. Pretty scary huh? So what lessons have we learned here today? #1: Nick has no shame. #2: You may want to stop reading this blog. And finally, #3: IF YOU ARE A FATASS, DON’T WEAR SKINTIGHT CAMO!!!!!!!