So, today, I was maybe gonna post a “What you see and what you get”, but I was on Pinterest and saw a post for something on Buzzfeed, headed on over there, and BAM! Like magic, all thoughts disappeared and I was sucked into the void that Buzzfeed is. So, I pulled a bunch of stuff that I laughed at off of there and I’m gonna post it all right here for you! So sit back, relax, and hopefully, laugh! (all photos are from www.buzzfeed.com!)
#1: Now, I don’t like to make fun of people. No wait, scratch that. I like to make fun of EVERYBODY, but I like to make fun of them equally. I make fun of you, of her, of him, and most importantly, of myself. Some people may get the impression that I like to make fun of fat people because I do the “Fat People Shouldn’t” and I guess it may come across as making fun of them. The thing is, I’m fat, so I feel like I can. I’m not skinny, so I’m not gonna just make fun of skinny people and then get a bunch of flak about how I just hate skinny bitches because I’m jealous, lazy, blah, blah, etc. Maybe I should just do a “People Shouldn’t” and put pictures of fat people, skinny people, ugly people, panda bears, unicorns, and the occasional building, but you know, how would it fit my theme of “Fatass in a skinny world” then? It wouldn’t, so shut yo mouth! ANYWAYS…good God, did I just rant that much when i was supposed to be captioning this picture? Yeah, sorry. So yeah, the real #1:
You KNOW there’s a problem when you have to pull up a chair in the Burger King line. I know that the “Have it your way” slogan make for some tediously long waits sometimes, but seriously? Lady, I hope you have a wooden leg and you’re sitting because it’s digging into your stump of a thigh, because I see no other reason this sort of behavior.
#2: I wish I had an 8×10 of this picture, because it would be hanging in my office. The look on this lady’s face literally made me lol. Yeah, it did. Maybe she accidentally farted and that’s her “oops!” face. Yeah, I’m pretty sure that is what’s happening here.
#3: Mmmmm, cheese. That’s all I have to say about that! (okay, one more thing…did you notice her dress has an african safari on it? Oh yeah, now THAT is sexy! This is what I’m talking about, all you stupid-ass clothing designers! Who the hell wants to wear a dress with tigers, bison, and, what the hell…is that a unicorn?! Yeah, no. Whoever designed this should be forced to wear it for as long as they live. Now THAT is all I have to say about THAT!)
#4: I’m not sure what to think about this one. Firstly, who let her walk out of the house in that shit? Secondly, who let her actually WORK in that shit, and thirdly, why in the hell did she actually decide to buy and wear that shit? Because, let me tell you, that shit AINT the shit!
#5: No comment, just got a giggle looking at this one 😀
#6: Oh, Paula Deen, I love you. Your face, while devouring this monsterous cookie/ice cream/chocolate/little piece of Heaven just says it all! No words are needed! Love you, Paula!
#7: Oh my…